Euroswapper

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
The Footballers are Spanish
and It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are Spanish,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
The Footballers are British
and It's all organized by the Italians

No offence to any of those Nationalities